Hot on the heels of tiny hamsters eating tiny burritos, those comedy geniuses at HelloDenizen have gone one step further – pitting man vs hamster in an eating contest.

The man – Kobayashi, the most famous competitive eater in the world.

The hamster – just a hamster, really.

The two go head to head in the eating contest of the century – hot dogs vs. tiny hamster hot dogs (actually made from date, grape and carrot). One’s got a bottomless belly, the other the biggest cheeks in the world. We’ll let you decide who’s who.

As for who wins – well, you’ll have to watch to find out.