By law we’re not allowed to mention its actual name, but there’s a juggernaut of a sporting event happening this Sunday which American Football fans might be excited about.
But, even if you don’t have a ruddy clue what’s going on, we sniff an opportunity to stay up super-late and order in bowls of takeaway. If you know what we mean.
So here’s a quick bluffer’s guide to arm you with all the facts, figures and phrases you’ll need to blag your way through the big game…
‘Wing it, wing it!’
We have no idea if this is a thing or not, but it sounds suitably sporty. To be honest, it’s just an excuse to dazzle you with the fact that an estimated 1.25 billion chicken wings will be eaten during this year’s game. There’s a nice nugget to impress your friends with.
‘Sack him off!’
A handy thing to shout when the team you’re rooting for needs to defend against a touchdown. It involves tickling the quarterback with a special pigskin feather duster until he drops the ball, we think.
The think to shout when you’ve just nicked the last slice of pizza, and you slam down the crust in victory. Hey, here’s a bonus fun fact for you: Around 4,000,000 miles of pizza were delivered during last year’s showdown.
‘And that’s the golden snitch!’
Regardless of how many touchdowns a team has scored, the player who swipes the ‘golden snitch’ instantly wins the game for their team.
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